As fetushood proceeds, mother and child grow closer in their unspoken shared bond, and the father eats a lot of snacky treats.

You will notice in this photo that Kate is beginning to require specially-reinforced pants on account of her growing baby, that Safety is beginning to demand nourishment more aggressively, and that Bret is an ass.

Together, we three are very much enjoying the luxuries of impending parenthood, which include rich dairy desserts, macadamia nuts, full-cream yogurt, and organic straw cereals.