This was our first look at Young Safety. It shows, as you can see, a happy and alert fetus playing Tarzan games (or, perhaps, Spider-man games) with the umbilical cord. The cord is visible above and to the left of the ol' melon, where it is held fast in a very tiny fist.

The picture also shows, however, some disquieting rudeness. Just to the right of Safety's face, you will see an upraised hand, the middle finger of which is extended in what can only be interpreted as the most impolite of gestures.

As Safety is still only little, we remain hopeful that a routine of loving care and attention will nip this in the bud, and that no further incidents of rudeness will occur until such time as they may be blamed on the media.